Howdy all! Do you like news? Do you like good news? Do you froth over really really exceptionally good news? Well buckle my biscuit and call me Bambi cause my legs are trembling at the vitamins we’ve got in stock!
First off we’re heading on tour, a big old chemtrail of YeehaaaW! USA, UK, EU & sweet home Australabama, we’re coming for your catnip. We’ve split this year into halves cause we watched a bloke on Instagram reckon he’s turned his days into years; so us being the productive mammals we truly desire thought “fuck! Let’s not go January to December without a picnic in between.” And that picnic has many a treat for you and I both. So don’t worry, there is plenty more tour dates incoming!
Watch the official video for the single “March On For Pax Romana” through the YouTube player below:
A fantastcal new music video from the claymation cosmonaut Olivier Jonas (pronounced Honas, There’s a silent ‘H’ like speed balling), Big OJ’s got his work gloves on. I can’t speak highly enough of Ollie, go and watch the video to understand. The world’s greatest claymation hitman, T-bone returns for another adventure.
Next up we’ve got a new album. A new thunderstorm of hope enraged with possibilities, enlightenment and big stonking RIFFS MY DEAR CHAP! I’m never really happy with work when it’s finished because the day you say ‘yes it’s complete’ is the day you give up. But this one is the closest I’ve been to where my waves are caressing brimstone, where early settlers found destiny, where clouds thought “what would happen if I empty this shit?” and I did, all over you ears. But yeah, if I’m not accepting my Grammy naked next year there’s been a huge disservice to the work exemplified.
Alright I’m off to bed, safe in the knowledge that my words lack any revision of wisdom or accountability. But what I can do is dream again for days are numbered, and numbers are infinite so therefore we’ll all live forever. Have a beautiful life, tell your aux chord I said hello and if you’re one of those new age virtual wifi AI maniacal Bluetooth kinda free folk who contracts WAV files from glitches past then AMEN! The world needs new shit. Be new. Love, Jack
AUSTRALIA 2025:
22ND MARCH – ROSEMOUNT HOTEL, PERTH, WA – TICKETS
28TH MARCH – OXFORD ARTS FACTORY, SYDNEY, NSW – TICKETS
29TH MARCH – UNI BAR, WOLLONGONG, NSW – TICKETS
3RD APRIL – MIAMI MARKETTA, GOLD COAST, QLD – TICKETS
4TH APRIL – CROWBAR, BRISBANE, QLD – TICKETS
5TH APRIL – SOLBAR, SUNSHINE COAST, QLD – TICKETS
11TH APRIL – CORNER HOTEL, MELBOURNE, VIC – TICKETS
12TH APRIL – LION ARTS FACTORY, ADELAIDE, SA – TICKETS
AMERICA 2025:
22ND APR – FREMONT THEATER, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA – TICKETS
23RD APR – MUSIC HALL, VENTURA, CA – TICKETS
25TH APR – CATALYST, SANTA CRUZ, CA – TICKETS
26TH APR – OBSERVATORY, SANTA ANA, CA – TICKETS
27TH APR – 191 TOOLE, TUCSON, AZ – TICKETS
29TH APR – THE AGGIE, FORT COLLINS, CO – TICKETS
30TH APR – BOULDER THEATER, BOULDER, CO – TICKETS
2ND MAY – TOWER, OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – TICKETS
3RD MAY – RADIO/EAST, AUSTIN, TX – TICKETS
4TH MAY – FERRIS WHEELERS, DALLAS, TX – TICKETS
6TH MAY – BROOKLYN BOWL, NASHVILLE, TN – TICKETS
7TH MAY – WORKPLAY, BIRMINGHAM, AL – TICKETS
9TH MAY – THE SOCIAL, ORLANDO, FL – TICKETS
10TH MAY – THE FLORIDIAN SOCIAL, ST.PETERSBURG, FL – TICKETS
12TH MAY – AMOS’, CHARLOTTE, NC – TICKETS
13TH MAY – VARIETY PLAYHOUSE, ATLANTA, GA – TICKETS
15TH MAY – HI-FI, INDIANAPOLIS, IN – TICKETS
16TH MAY – HEADLINERS, LOUISVILLE, KY – TICKETS
17TH MAY – NEWPORT MUSIC HALL, COLUMBUS, OH – TICKETS
UK+EU 2025:
20TH MAY – RICH MIX, LONDON, UK – TICKETS
21ST MAY – FLEECE, BRISTOL, UK – TICKETS
23RD MAY – WIDE AWAKE, LONDON, UK – TICKETS
24TH MAY – LIVE AT LEEDS, LEEDS, UK – TICKETS
25TH MAY – A STONE’S THROW, NEWCASTLE, UK – TICKETS
27TH MAY – GORILLA, MANCHESTER, UK – TICKETS
29TH MAY – PAARD VON TROKE, DEN HAAG, NETHERLANDS – TICKETS
30TH MAY – GLEIS22, MUNSTER, GERMANY – TICKETS
31ST MAY – MAIFELD DERBY, MANNHEIM, GERMANY – TICKETS
1ST JUNE – DE OOSTERPOORT, GRONINGEN, NETHERLANDS – TICKETS
3RD JUNE – TIVOLI, UTRECHT, NETHERLANDS – TICKETS
4TH JUNE – HEDON GROTE ZAAL, ZWOLLE, NETHERLANDS – TICKETS
6TH JUNE – MOLOTOW, HAMBURG, GERMANY – TICKETS
For all latest tour dates & store head to https://psychedelicporncrumpets.com
Lineup:
Jack McEwan / Vocals and Guitar
Luke Parish / Guitar and Backing Vocals
Chip Hazard / Guitar and Keys
Wayan Biliondana / Bass
Danny Caddy / Drums